CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews.

Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from sellers to meet the “verified seller” requirement.

3 Reviews We’ve Written For Amazon

1. “Love how you’re driving all kinds of companies out of business!  This feels much classier than when Walmart drove companies out of business.”
2. “Kindle Fire – Totally Original Idea! Glad someone finally thought of a tablet like device to use like a smartphone, but bigger!”
3. “Thanks for getting rid of fake reviews, Amazon. I suspected that five-star review for the book ‘How To Write Fake Reviews On Amazon’ sounded a bit sketchy.”

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