3 Slogans We Suggest For Company That Sued Jenners and PacSun Sued Over T-Shirt

The Huffington Post reports that Kylie and Kendall Jenner have been sued, along with PacSun because one of their branded T-Shirts sold at PacSun allegedly violated a trademark.

Island Company alleges they trademarked the following verbose fashion statement:

“Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return.

Meanwhile the Jenners are alleged to have violated that trademark with tees saying this:

“Run away. Fall in love. Never return.

We don’t know how this lawsuit will work out, but we have 3 suggested new slogans for Island Company, whoever they are:

  1. “Buy A Ticket. Never Return. No, We’re Not Creepy. Just Come With Us.”
  2. “But this shirt. Never return it. We make less money when you do that.”
  3. “Island Company: We Have The Worst Career and Love Advice In The World!”


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3 replies

  1. I think “Never return” just means that these t-shirts cannot be returned.

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