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• Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like To See…

  By Not The Worst News on November 6, 2015 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. 3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you… Read More ›

• Twitter Replaces Stars With Hearts

  By Not The Worst News on November 5, 2015 • ( 2 )

  Twitter has apparently replaced “favourites” symbolized by stars with “likes” symbolized by hearts.  All we can say is: it’s about time, and now here are: 3 More Ways For Twitter To Copy Facebook and Facebook-Owned-Instagram Stop showing us every tweet… Read More ›

• KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan

  By Not The Worst News on November 4, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan.  For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›

• 3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal

  By Not The Worst News on November 3, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›

• Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.

  By Not The Worst News on November 2, 2015 • ( 1 )

  The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on the bottom. “Priv” is reportedly short for “Privilege” and “Privacy.” Since we’re all about… Read More ›

• Asking Price For World Series Tickets Reached Record High Yesterday

  By Not The Worst News on November 1, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reported before yesterday’s Mets-Royals game that at an average asking price of $1437.19, the price of tickets to see a World Series game in New York reached a record high. 3 Observations That Arise From This Story So that’s… Read More ›

• 3 Things To Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Time Hour

  By Not The Worst News on October 31, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Tonight is the end of Daylight Savings Time, so don’t forget to set your clocks back at 2:00 a.m. Here are three ways you can spend this extra hour… Write angry letters to automakers, microwave oven manufacturers, and oven manufacturers… Read More ›

• Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC Debate Questions

  By Not The Worst News on October 30, 2015 • ( 2 )

  CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate.  Complaints included they didn’t like alleged “gotcha”and mean-spirited questions. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›

• Congratulations On Being Baseball’s Executive Of The Year… Now See You Later!

  By Not The Worst News on October 29, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Sporting News reports that Toronto Blue Jays (former) General Manager Alex Anthopoulos has won its award of “Baseball Executive of the Year.”  Anthopolous, whose contract was set to expire this weekend, resigned today, reportedly because a new contract offer would… Read More ›

• 3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners

  By Not The Worst News on October 28, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly violated Island Company’s trademark. To refresh your memory here is Island Company’s reported trademark: “Quit… Read More ›

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