CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way.
3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you think of this Gmail feature?”
- “Sounds like a rip-off of what Apple Watch already does with text messages. You’re so innovative, Silicon Valley!”
- “As long as the first suggestion is an ad for something I don’t want, just like on Google search, I love it!”
- “Since it is Friday I’m too drunk to answer that question coherently. So I’ll click on this instead of the more embarrassing drunk auto-messages Gmail also suggested for me.”
Categories: Mildly Bad News
So I wonder how this feature is going to respond to the penis enlargement offers…