Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan.  For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Can we all not agree that no matter how much KFC you want, $19 of KFC is too much KFC for one human?
2. Could they not have added an extra 10 minutes to the time limit, so that guests could watch the 100-minute Super Size Me while they enjoy their ridiculous meal?
3. Does this sound more appetizing to you than the $1.99 take-home after-you-finish-eating-your-all-you-can-eat buffet option Jeff Foxworthy is offering in Golden Corral commercials? (We suspect if you answered “no” the KFC operator in Osaka, Japan is happy that you may not be willing to buy two seats on a plane (for yourself) to fly to Osaka and devour his profit margins.)

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