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• Report: Porsche To Mass Produce Electric Sports Car

  By Not The Worst News on December 6, 2015 • ( 0 )

  USA Today reports that Porsche has plans to mass produce an electric sports car.  The car will have 600 horsepower. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Since Volkswagen owns Porsche, will this put engineers who alter emission readings out… Read More ›

• Stolen U.S. Credit Cards Worth As Low As $5 On Black Market

  By Not The Worst News on December 5, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that stolen U.S. credit card information is worth as little as $5 on the black market. 3 Theories We Have As To Why Getting busted by police after video released online of “Guy fraudulently buying a Happy… Read More ›

• Guinness Beer Plans A Vegan Version… So What Animal Product Is In It, You Ask?

  By Not The Worst News on December 4, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Guinness plans on eliminating an ingredient used to filter yeast from its beer brewed in Ireland. It won’t be removing the ingredient from Guinness brewed in about 50 other countries. The ingredient: fish bladder. Since we are… Read More ›

• Finally A Car With A Moose Alert!

  By Not The Worst News on December 3, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that the Swedish-carmaker-owned-by-a-Chinese-Company, Volvo has introduced a car that warns you if there is a moose on the road.  Here are three more alerts we’d like to see… Someone-actually-bought-a-Volvo-in-the-2010s alert.  If someone is driving the IKEA of… Read More ›

• Mark Zuckerberg Pledges To Give 99% Of Facebook Stock To Charity… And Why It Makes The People Who Drive You Crazy On Facebook Awesome.

  By Not The Worst News on December 2, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Hooray! CNN reports Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg has pledged to give away stock currently valued at $45 billion to charity. 3 Ironic Things From This Story People who don’t understand how capitalism works and write “Stop putting ads in MY Facebook”… Read More ›

• Yahoo! Assets For Sale…

  By Not The Worst News on December 1, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNBC reports that Yahoo’s Board of Directors is considering selling its core assets. 3 Yahoo Core Assets We’d Like To Buy Angry illogical message board posts.  All ten thousand of them after each political news article.  We would then sell… Read More ›

• 3 Down To The Wire Cyber Monday Republican Party Candidate Sales

  By Not The Worst News on November 30, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Free denounced Canadian citizenship documents from Canadian-born Ted Cruz with every U.S. dollar* donated online to the Cruz campaign. Enter the secret access code to Chris Christie’s donation site, and receive a free pass to secret tunnel between New York… Read More ›

• 3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow

  By Not The Worst News on November 29, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.* Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found in Egyptian pyramids.** Buy any HP product online using an HP product, and receive… Read More ›

• 3 Cyber Monday Republican Candidate Sales We Hope To See

  By Not The Worst News on November 28, 2015 • ( 0 )

  It’s just a few days until Cyber Monday!  Here are some deals we’d like to see: Free roast for anyone who follows Donald Trump on Twitter.* Make a donation to Ben Carson, and he’ll make one of his crazy ideas… Read More ›

• 3 Last Minute Republican Black Friday Sales

  By Not The Worst News on November 27, 2015 • ( 0 )

  10% off next book written by Ted Cruz for every donation made to his campaign by midnight.* Free carbon emissions in exchange for putting any Republican candidate’s bumper sticker on the back of your SUV or pick-up.** Buy one get… Read More ›

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