Yahoo! Assets For Sale…

CNBC reports that Yahoo’s Board of Directors is considering selling its core assets.

3 Yahoo Core Assets We’d Like To Buy

  1. Angry illogical message board posts.  All ten thousand of them after each political news article.  We would then sell the posts to Republican candidates for new “talking points.”
  2. Our own Yahoo! mail messages. Would be nice to know we own those instead of some marketer or hacker or giant corporation who may sell the messages to someone likely to embarrass us or you with them.*
  3. Flickr. Totally the next Instagram as soon as people figure out how to use it. If someone could just post a photo essay on Flickr showing us how to use Flickr… we would still never figure it out.

*in your case, probably your Mom if you live at home.

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