3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow

  1. Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.*
  2. Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found in Egyptian pyramids.**
  3. Buy any HP product online using an HP product, and receive free certificate indicating you may have contributed more to HP profits than former HP CEO Carly Fiorina.***

*based on Reuters’ latest poll, this one is a sure thing!

**Note: you may receive a grain of sand, or more likely a metaphorical “grain of salt.”

***Note: certificate must be printed using HP printer and HP ink.

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