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• Whole Foods Press Release: “we love you.”

  By Not The Worst News on September 17, 2015 • ( 1 )

  Whole Foods Market issued a press release in which its Executive Vice-President of Operations, David Lannon said: “We are looking forward to deepening our connections with customers and saying ‘thank you’ and ‘we love you’ during this special Love Fest… Read More ›

• CBC: Conservative Party Of Canada Won’t Answer Whether It Buys Facebook Likes

  By Not The Worst News on September 16, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CBC reports that it reached out to all four major political parties in Canada, asking whether they buy Facebook likes, and the Liberals, Greens, and NDP said they do not buy Facebook likes. When the CBC asked the Conservative Party… Read More ›

• Breaking: Anderson Cooper Showing Wear Moderators Will Sit In Tomorrow’s GOP Debate!

  By Not The Worst News on September 15, 2015 • ( 1 )

  Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate. 3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.” Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit.  By, everyone,… Read More ›

• 3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic

  By Not The Worst News on September 14, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose for the magazine. National Geographic: The “National” part refers to Rupert Murdoch’s home, Australia. You know, the country that just… Read More ›

• National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0

  By Not The Worst News on September 13, 2015 • ( 1 )

  The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic.  Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›

• Trump Has Enough Energy To Declare Another Candidate Is “Low Energy.”

  By Not The Worst News on September 12, 2015 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Are Trump insult writers becoming “low energy” by recycling insults? This is the same insult Trump used… Read More ›

• Facebook Doesn’t Recognize Face Of Star Employee

  By Not The Worst News on September 11, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Business Insider reports that Facebook employee #8, Matt Jacobson, who deals with Hollywood big-wigs and wears suits and ties often gets stopped by security at Facebook headquarters.  The reason: his suit and tie make him look like a visitor, rather… Read More ›

• Finally, A Harry Potter-Themed Bar, Because What Could Go Wrong With Drunk Wizards?

  By Not The Worst News on September 10, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo reports that a Harry Potter-themed bar called the Lockhart has opened in Toronto. And spoiler alert: it contains plenty of obscure Harry Potter references. Since we’re all about helping small business, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The… Read More ›

• Apple Keynote Features Video Game That Seems An Awful Lot Like Frogger

  By Not The Worst News on September 9, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Apple introduced a bunch of new products today, include a new Apple TV box that can play a game called “Crossy Road” where you run across the road, avoiding cars, and then jump on logs.  The game is made by… Read More ›

• 12 Year-Old Girl Gets Higher Score Than Einstein and Hawking on IQ Test

  By Not The Worst News on September 8, 2015 • ( 0 )

  The Guardian reports that a 12-year-old Indian girl scored 162 points on a Mensa IQ test, 2 points higher than the scores achieved by Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Do you always get… Read More ›