Yahoo reports that a Harry Potter-themed bar called the Lockhart has opened in Toronto. And spoiler alert: it contains plenty of obscure Harry Potter references.
Since we’re all about helping small business, here are:
3 Slogans We Propose For The Bar
- “Of course we got the legal rights for this from J.K. Rowling. Now shhhh! Before we cast a spell on you.”
- “Okay, we don’t know any spells, but would you like some dry ice in a mug? Oh and please don’t drink that.”
- “You’re right, a Harry Potter theme would be cooler for a marijuana store if Canada legalized pot, which it may well do after its October election.”
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