CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.”

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Are Trump insult writers becoming “low energy” by recycling insults? This is the same insult Trump used against Jeb Bush. American cable news viewers demand fresh insults!
2. Maybe all these people are low energy because the media keeps reporting that Trump sucks all of the oxygen out of the room.  We’re pretty certain no oxygen = no energy.  If only the doctor had enough energy to confirm this scientific fact.
3. In fairness, does anyone in the Republican party have any energy? Given the lack of Congress getting anything done, and lack of any new ideas, we suspect this may be the case.

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