1. You haven’t been selected to represent districts one through eleven in the upcoming 76th annual Hunger Games. 2. You haven’t won tickets to see the Hunger Games: Catching Fire, which means, if you’re like us, you won’t spend two… Read More ›
HLN reports that an Oklahoma man’s choice of yard Halloween decorations, including decapitated fake bodies lead to a 9-1-1 call from a passerby, and a warning from the police. Obviously the man doesn’t read our site or he would have… Read More ›
Yesterday we wrote about a 52 year-old British woman who has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching £25,000. Here are three less timely things she could tattoo on her body: 1. Tattoo removal instructions for Twilight tattoos. 2…. Read More ›
Yesterday, we wrote about K-Mart reportedly setting a record for earliest-ever Christmas shopping advertising by running ads on September 9. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “If I don’t act now, does that mean K-Mart stores will be… Read More ›
It seems like just yesterday we were writing about Target pushing the holiday envelope by running Christmas ads in early October. It seems like yesterday, because we, like Target, aren’t so good with keeping track of time. Hello, Target, here… Read More ›
Today’s news tip comes to us via email from Scott in Toronto. We always encourage our readers to send us mildly bad news, so we don’t accidentally read real bad news on the internet. Yahoo reports that a Russian videographer… Read More ›
CNBC reports that the price of gold has fallen to a level where it may cost more to remove gold from mines than what it’s worth. 3 Solutions We Propose To This Problem 1. Emergency Olympiad featuring all of the… Read More ›
It’s The Thought That Counts… Unless The Thought Is “I Hate This Wedding Gift,” In Which Case It’s The Not-Sharing-The-Thought That Counts!
The Toronto Star reports that a bride at a Hamilton, Ontario, Canada wedding was so upset with a gift basket received that she wrote a nasty text message to one of the guests who gave the gift, and demanded to… Read More ›
CNN reports that the Walt Disney Company “filed an application to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to secure the phrase ‘Día de los Muertos,’ or ‘Day of the Dead,’ across multiple platforms.” More from the article, followed by original comedy:… Read More ›
Look Out Guys Who Propose To Women In Stadiums… Looks Like You Have A New Challenger For Public Proposals!
A Fox 54 News anchor began reading breaking news, in a video that can be seen here. The breaking news was that “News anchor to be proposed to on live TV,” at which time her boyfriend proposed to her on… Read More ›