Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. These kids will be able to persuade their fellow Justices to rule with them,… Read More ›
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Guy Sues Toronto Because He Says “TORONTO” Sign Was His Idea
The Toronto Sun reports that a man has sued the City of Toronto for $2.5 million for allegedly stealing his “idea” of putting up a sign that says “TORONTO” in block letters at City Hall. 3 Sarcastic Comments About This… Read More ›
Chachi Wants Trump To Make America Great Again
On Fox News’ Judge Jeanie show last night, Scott Baio revealed he endorses Donald Trump. 3 Observations About This Story So the guy who was famous in the 1980s for playing a character from the 1950s wants to make America… Read More ›
3 Step Guide Of How To Move To Canada If Trump Wins
CNBC reports that “How to move to Canada” has trended on Google since Trump won numerous states on Super Tuesday. For those seeking advice, we offer these 3 tips: The residents of the Trump Tower Toronto may be looking for… Read More ›
Pants Full Of Turtles.
CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story… Read More ›
Um, What Are Supreme Courts For, Again?
The purpose of a Supreme Court is to reverse or uphold decisions from lower courts, presumably to correct errors of law affecting the public interest. Yet lawyers Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz support the idea of the Senate not confirming… Read More ›
3 Arguments That We’d Like To See In Natural Born Citizen Case
A Texas man reportedly has started a lawsuit to try to get the Courts to determine the definition of “Natural Born Citizen,” a requirement to be President under the U.S. Constitution. Since we’re all about pointing out the silliness of… Read More ›
3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
Star Wars Earns $1 Billion In Record Time… We Have 3 More Suggestions For Disney To Make Money (spoilers)
CNN reports Star Wars has grossed over a billion dollars for Disney in a record time of 12 days. 3 Ways Disney Can Earn Even More Money Stop showing the trailer for that animated movie with sloths working at the… Read More ›
Reports: Person Named “Bud Weisser” Allegedly Broke Into Budweiser Brewery
Time reports that a 19-year-old named “Bud Weisser” was arrested on Thursday for allegedly trespassing on a private area of the St. Louis Budweiser brewery. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Okay, media, did anyone fact check this? This sounds… Read More ›
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