CNN reports that James Caneron announced there will be four more Avatar sequels… Apparently because three won’t quite tell the story. We’ve got some suggestions for titles for the sequels: 1. Another Box Office Record = Unobtanium 2. Dumb stuff… Read More ›
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3 April Fools’ Pranks We’d Like To See
1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a Presidential nomination by saying all the wrong things and alienating… Read More ›
3 Observations After Bernie Sanders’ Sweep
Bernie Sanders swept the caucuses in Alaska, Hawaii and Washington… here are 3 observations… He won Alaska and Hawaii: two states you totally can’t get free shipping and handling to! We can only assume the ballots were delivered via Birdie… Read More ›
Report: Google Car Hits Bus To Avoid Sandbag
The AP reports that Google has updated its driverless car software after a car driving around sandbags assumed a bus would yield to it. Nobody was hurt, making this a victory for sandbags everywhere. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Breaking: Rick Santorum Drops Out Of Presidential Race
Also breaking: did CNN accidentally run a headline from 2012 by reporting this? Hey, CNN, we got more “breaking” 2012 news nobody cared about then – Snookie’s friend Deena hooked up with some loser with a pixelated face on Jersey Shore before the… Read More ›
Drug Lord Who Escaped From Mexican Prison Caught After Contacting Movie Producers To Make Film About His Escape
CNN reports that a drug king pin nicknamed “El Chapo,” who escaped from Mexican prisons twice, most recently using an elaborate tunnel system, has been caught again… after contacting film producers to ask them to make a bio pic of… Read More ›
CNN: Americans From Some States May Need Passports To Fly Within The U.S.
CNN reports that driver’s licenses from Louisiana, New York, New Hampshire, and Minnesota may not be good enough to take a domestic flight within the U.S. at some point in 2016. Meaning that unless those states update their drivers licenses,… Read More ›
Even 3 More Slogans We Have For New Mega-Beer Company
We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller. As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing… Read More ›
Minnesota Vikings Lead NFL In Arrests Over The Past 5 Years… We Have Theories As To Why…
According to the Bleacher report, every NFL team has had at least one player arrested over the past five years. Some of the most arrested were: Vikings: 18 arrests Broncos: 16 arrests Colts: 13 arrests Buccaneers: 13 arrests 3 Explanations… Read More ›
3 More Stunts We’d Like To See Tom Cruise Perform
Digg Video reports that Tom Cruise did some of his own stunts for the latest Mission Impossible movie, including hanging on to the exterior of a plane in flight. Here are 3 more stunts we’d like to see the actor… Read More ›
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