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• Finally, Urban Outfitters Will Sell Pizza!

  By Not The Worst News on November 16, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores. As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are: 3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban… Read More ›

• Google Self-Driving Car Pulled Over By Cop

  By Not The Worst News on November 15, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly.  Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›

• Company Improves Wifi On Planes

  By Not The Worst News on November 14, 2015 • ( 1 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that a company called GoGo demonstrated on a test flight that its in-flight WiFi system can handle data intensive services like FaceTime, Netflix, and YouTube. 3 Slogans We Recommend For Inflight WiFi Finally, you can watch Netflix… Read More ›

• 13-Year-Old Retires From Toy Testing Job

  By Not The Worst News on November 13, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13.  The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for adult executives who apparently think kids still play with board games instead… Read More ›

• CNN: “Trump talks Clinton’s ‘massive’ new hairdo”

  By Not The Worst News on November 12, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Donald Trump commented on Hillary Clinton’s new hairdo, calling it massive. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Donald Trump Campaign Making America Great Again, By Insulting Everyone. Making America Great Again By Not Returning To Decades When… Read More ›

• Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping

  By Not The Worst News on November 11, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants.  Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.” 3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack… Read More ›

• 3 Observations About Starbucks Red Coffee Cup

  By Not The Worst News on November 10, 2015 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas.” 3 Observations About This Story If you are angry about something so trivial, you are probably drinking… Read More ›

• Target Will Be Open On Thanksgiving; Staples To Remain Closed

  By Not The Worst News on November 9, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports for the second year in a row, Target will open at 6:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving. Other retailers, like Staples have elected to remain closed. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Staples is closed? Really? Is there anyone… Read More ›

• Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?

  By Not The Worst News on November 8, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night.  As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›

• 3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters

  By Not The Worst News on November 7, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show: SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk… Read More ›

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