CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants.  Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.”

3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack

1. Joe’s Crabby Disgruntled Worker Shack of Sadness and Crab Meat Products
2. International House of Cheapskates (or IHOC for short)
3. Dick’s New Last Resort For Employment Opportunities

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