CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters.

Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show:

1. SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk Offending Anyone Other Than The Protestors In Front Of Our Studio.
2. SNL: All Our Sketches Tonight Are About Trump and Potatoes. Not To Please Iowa, But Because A Potato Is More Recognizable Than Any Of Our “Featured” Cast Members.
3. SNL: From Miley Cyrus to Dakota Johnson, We Get All The Best Talent And Honest We Are Not Just After Ratings.

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Tags: Comedy, entertainment, Humor, Iowa, Parody, Politics, potatoes, satire, SNL