3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters

CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters.

Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show:

  1. SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk Offending Anyone Other Than The Protestors In Front Of Our Studio.
  2. SNL: All Our Sketches Tonight Are About Trump and Potatoes. Not To Please Iowa, But Because A Potato Is More Recognizable Than Any Of Our “Featured” Cast Members.
  3. SNL: From Miley Cyrus to Dakota Johnson, We Get All The Best Talent And Honest We Are Not Just After Ratings.

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