Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores.

As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are:

3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban Outfitters’ Pizza

1. Goatee Cheese
2. Pineapple Express
3. Vegan Brooklyn Pepperoni

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