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• 3 Black Friday Republican Candidate Sales We’d Like To See

  By Not The Worst News on November 26, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Buy one candidate via a Super PAC, get one free.* 50% off Chris Christie. (via a post-Thanksgiving meal weight loss plan). Free Night At Any Trump Casino If You Wear “Make America Great Again” Cap in busy streets.** *free candidate… Read More ›

• We Have 3 Dumber Shopping Names Than “Super Saturday” and “Cyber Monday”

  By Not The Worst News on November 25, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year. So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber… Read More ›

• Yahoo Finance Useless Headline Of The Year

  By Not The Worst News on November 24, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Here is a headline from Yahoo Finance today: “Yahoo Finance Exclusive: What keeps Warren Buffett up at night.” Ooooh what could it be?  He’s one of the smartest, most successful people in the world.  Whatever it is, we bet it’s… Read More ›

• Car Full Of Clowns Rescues Women

  By Not The Worst News on November 23, 2015 • ( 2 )

  The Toronto Sun reports that a man dressed as a clown rescued two women from being harassed by a man in the streets dressed in a shirt, shorts, and no shoes.  The clown threw the women into his car, which… Read More ›

• Pregnant Woman Completes College Test While In Labor

  By Not The Worst News on November 22, 2015 • ( 2 )

  CNN reports that a pregnant Georgia woman completed a college psychology exam online while in labor at the hospital.  The baby was born soonafter a-okay! 3 Observations That Arise From This Story You know that time you wrote a college… Read More ›

• Bride Destroys Wedding Dress After Wedding Called Off Via Text

  By Not The Worst News on November 21, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN reports that a bride, who was engaged for two years, received a text message calling the wedding off.  So her and her bridesmaids attended a color fun fest and ruined her dress and the bridesmaids’ dresses by wearing them… Read More ›

• Animail Airport Terminal.

  By Not The Worst News on November 20, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Women On Their Way reports that JFK plans to open an animal airport terminal nicknamed the “Ark.” The building will reportedly include: “climate-controlled rooms for horses and cattle,” and;  A departure lounge with places to eat and drink 3 Questions… Read More ›

• Comcast Drops YES Network

  By Not The Worst News on November 19, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Facebook reports Comcast has dropped the YES Network from its channel line-up. YES includes games from the Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, while Comcast owns part of the Philadelphia Flyers. 3 Slogans We Propose For Comcast Comcast: If we drop the… Read More ›

• CNN Headline: “Squirrel Drops Off Endangered List”

  By Not The Worst News on November 18, 2015 • ( 0 )

  CNN ran this headline today. We didn’t bother reading the story, however, here are 3 items we imagine are on the squirrel’s endangered list: Acorns. (someone ought to let squirrels know how common those things are so they stop storing… Read More ›

• Oxford Dictionaries Names Emoji “Word Of The Year”

  By Not The Worst News on November 17, 2015 • ( 0 )

  Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›

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