Monkey In Space!

CNN reports that Iran has claimed to successfully launch a monkey into space and back.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. “So, wait, that monkey I saw in space wasn’t a hallucination?” – Sandra Bullock’s character from Gravity

2. “First JT goes all solo artist, and then I get denied a trip to space. And now they’re sending monkeys in space for free? Will Lance Bass ever get respect?” – Lance Bass

3. “So I was sitting in a room with a million other monkeys, typing the complete works of William Shakespeare, and then they put me in a capsule, and what the…?” – Monkey Upon Returning From Space To Its Typewriter

Categories: Humor, Mildly Bad News, science

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3 replies

  1. Wonder if they’ll start sending dissidents next without enough fuel to get back?



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