CNN ran this headline today. We didn’t bother reading the story, however, here are 3 items we imagine are on the squirrel’s endangered list:
- Acorns. (someone ought to let squirrels know how common those things are so they stop storing them.)
- People polled willing to say they’ll vote for Ben Carson.
- Real humans on Twitter that don’t have something to promote.
Categories: Mildly Bad News