Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year.

So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

Since we’re all about coming up with dumb names for shopping days, here are three more we propose:

1. Thankful-I-Get-To-Work-On-Thanksgiving-Thursday-Oh-And-I’m-Being-Sarcastic
2. Any Given Sunday Where The Stuff Is “Marked Down” To The Regular Price From The Previous Sunday
3. Terrible Tuesday Where Toddlers Sick Of The Mall Throw Temper Tantrums

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