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Will British Police Also Arrest JT For Singing “Cry Me A River?”
The Telegraph reports that a 25-year-old British man has been ordered to remove his Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed Halloween decorations from his lawn because they are making children cry. Ironically, the man had put up the decorations to raise money… Read More ›
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Where Can We Sign Up For “Tea Party Negotiation 101?”
CNN reports that in less than 24 hours the U.S. may hit its debt ceiling, risking another ratings downgrade to the U.S., or a minority of House Republicans may vote with House Democrats on a resolution that basically doesn’t meet… Read More ›
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CNN: Guy Ordering Everything At A McDonald’s Is News
CNN reports that a man from Wisconsin has shelled out $141.33 at McDonald’s to make what he calls a “McEverything” Sandwich. It features every breakfast and lunch item from the menu (and a Diet Coke). “McEverything?” McReally? Three Things We’d… Read More ›
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Penny For The Person Who Misspelled Jesus On The Vatican’s Medals Thoughts
Reuters reports that the Vatican has withdrawn thousands of Papal medals after realizing inscriptions on them misspelled “Jesus” as “Lesus.” Speaking of topical errors on metallic circular objects, here are: 3 Worse Possible Errors For The U.S. Penny 1. instead of… Read More ›
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Ohio Judge Says Living Person Is Legally Dead
Gawker reports that a man who was declared by an Ohio court to be “dead” after disappearing, is in fact alive! Great news! Except for the man who went to Court, which refused to declare him “not-dead” because Ohio has… Read More ›
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Does It Take A Coffee Company To Get The Tea Party To Get Its Act Together?
CNBC reports that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has spoken with over half of the members of the 30 companies used to calculate the Dow Jones Industrial average, and they are all “disgusted” with the government shutdown situation. By mid-morning today,… Read More ›
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So Two Russians Walk Into A Bar…
CNBC reports that two men in a Russian bar competed to see who could rack up the largest bill, resulting in over $200,000 U.S. being billed to the men, and a “massive crowd of stunning women” helping them drink the… Read More ›
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3 Questions That Arise From The Continuing Government Shut Down
1. On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront last night, Republican Congressman Mark Sanford stated that if furloughed employees receive back pay, as voted for in a House bill, they will essentially be getting a free vacation while the government is shut… Read More ›
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