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• Really? Are Some Of You Flushing Bottles Down Airplane Toilets?

  By Not The Worst News on November 1, 2012 • ( 6 )

  

  The photo below makes it clear: Air Canada does not want you to flush large bottles down the plane’s toilet. This of course raises the question of whether some people are accustomed to flushing bottles down toilets in their own… Read More ›

• Design Firm Thinks Proposed French Bridge Made Of A Trampolines Is A Good Idea

  By Not The Worst News on October 31, 2012 • ( 1 )

  CNN reports that a French firm has designed a potential tourist attraction across the Seine River – a bridge made of trampolines. 3 Worse Ideas Of Things To Construct Bridges Out Of In France 1. Ice. 2. Three French Hens. 3…. Read More ›

• Disney Acquires Almost Every Other Hero It Didn’t Acquire Through Marvel

  By Not The Worst News on October 30, 2012 • ( 1 )

  Engadget reports that Disney (owner of your favorite Marvel superheroes) has acquired Lucasfilm Ltd., including the rights to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. According to the report, Disney plans to release a Star Wars film every two to three years…. Read More ›

• Trust No One… Especially Ninjas Who Use “Ninja” As Their Login Passwords

  By Not The Worst News on October 29, 2012 • ( 0 )

  Time reports that a company that ranks bad online passwords has released its annual list of common “worst” passwords. Included on the list are the words “welcome,” “ninja, ” and “trustno1”. Does this mean more people are welcoming ninjas into… Read More ›

• Poll Of People Who Give Away Personal Information To Strangers On Phone Indicates Close Election!

  By Not The Worst News on October 28, 2012 • ( 0 )

  A recent CNN poll indicates that President Obama has a four point lead over Mitt Romney, which is within the survey’s sampling error. 3 More “Sampling Errors” In Any Poll 1. Sampling people who give away their personal information to anyone… Read More ›

• What’s Pizza Hut Stuffing Their Crust With Now?

  By Not The Worst News on October 27, 2012 • ( 2 )

  Pizza hut is now advertising Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza in Canada. “It’s greatness – stuffed with greatness!” Wait a minute… if you stuff greatness with greatness, aren’t you making one solid circular object of pure greatness, indicating it’s really not stuffed… Read More ›

• Hey Florida Seniors, The Post Office Is Not A Drive-Thru!

  By Not The Worst News on October 26, 2012 • ( 0 )

  Today’s news tip comes via email from blogger ListOfX. The “X” is for ten, so in case you thought it was an adult site, you can now confidently visit it at work, knowing you won’t get fired for looking at… Read More ›

• Microsoft Introduces New Operating System That May Require Being “Tickled.”

  By Not The Worst News on October 25, 2012 • ( 0 )

  Microsoft is launching Windows 8, which according to CNN is their way of saying “goodbye start button,” and hello just tickle the computer or something and something you want to happen may happen. Instead of paraphrasing geeky highly technological words,… Read More ›

• Donald Trump Announces He Will Give $5 Million To Charity If President Drops Everything In Middle Of Campaign To Be Bossed Around Like A Celebrity Apprentice C-List Actor

  By Not The Worst News on October 24, 2012 • ( 3 )

  Today, Donald Trump announced via social media that he will give $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice if the President releases his college applications, records, and passport details by 5 pm on October 31, 2012. And if… Read More ›

• Sirius-XM Implies Larry The Cable Guy Is Scary?

  By Not The Worst News on October 23, 2012 • ( 0 )

  When we want to listen to a station of spooky sounds, we think of cackling witches, howling wolves, and whatever music Avril Lavigne and Nickelback may release together. But over at Sirius-XM, if you want to listen to their seasonal… Read More ›