Donald Trump Announces He Will Give $5 Million To Charity If President Drops Everything In Middle Of Campaign To Be Bossed Around Like A Celebrity Apprentice C-List Actor

Today, Donald Trump announced via social media that he will give $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice if the President releases his college applications, records, and passport details by 5 pm on October 31, 2012. And if the President doesn’t comply, then Trump will apparently not make the donation.

3 Other Things We Wonder If Donald Trump Will Demand By Halloween

1.  That Trump-branded clothing be made in America! (This shirt that can be viewed on Macy’s web site indicates it’s “imported”.)

2.  That everyone on Halloween dressed as the Korean comedian in the yellow suit from the Gangnam style video switch to a true American celebrity costume, like this Donald Trump mask or this wig, both available on Amazon.

3.  To be given candy, door-to-door from every New Yorker, while trick-or-treating in his costume of a fair and balanced fact finder (a mask of any Fox News Reporter will do).

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  1. Out of all the Trunp headlines I’ve read today, this one’s my clear favourite.

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