1,000 People Reportedly May Have Got Food Poisoning At Food Safety Summit

QMI Agency reports that over 1,000 people got possible food poisoning at the National Food Safety Summit in Baltimore.

3 Slogans We Propose For The Food Safety Summit

1. “Food Safety Summit: Still One Of The Safest Places In Baltimore, If You Believe The Wire Is Accurate.”

2. “Food Safety Summit: By Food Safety, We Mean ‘We Pile A Mountain Of Food On The Floor And Teach Attendees How Not To Fall Off The Food Mountain’s Summit.'”

3. “Food Safety Summit: It’s Not A Cruise. It’s Not the Love Boat. You Decide Whether It’s A Safer Place To Eat!”

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  1. Should have included more chocolate.

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