QMI Agency reports that over 1,000 people got possible food poisoning at the National Food Safety Summit in Baltimore.
3 Slogans We Propose For The Food Safety Summit
1. “Food Safety Summit: Still One Of The Safest Places In Baltimore, If You Believe The Wire Is Accurate.”
2. “Food Safety Summit: By Food Safety, We Mean ‘We Pile A Mountain Of Food On The Floor And Teach Attendees How Not To Fall Off The Food Mountain’s Summit.'”
3. “Food Safety Summit: It’s Not A Cruise. It’s Not the Love Boat. You Decide Whether It’s A Safer Place To Eat!”
Should have included more chocolate.