CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row.
Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are:
3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas
- “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you gambled or invested money in Vegas. That money magically disappears.”
- “Vegas: We realized that people may want to go to the real New York or Paris instead of replicas in a desert. Come visit our newer casinos whose themes are “Giant-Douchey-Nightclub!”
- “Vegas: Will Y’all Please Stop Buying Powerball Tickets and Come To A Place Where You Can Slowly Lose Your Money?”
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