1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
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Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
CNN Clock Counting Down To GOP Debate… Literally
For the past several days, CNN has featured an onscreen clock counting down the days, then minutes to Tuesday’s GOP debate. 3 Clocks We’d Rather See Count Down On CNN Number of minutes until Anthony Bourdain does a shot while… Read More ›
Even 3 More Slogans We Have For New Mega-Beer Company
We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller. As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing… Read More ›
The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer
NBC reports that to pay his way through school, the Pope used to be a bouncer at a Buenos Aires bar. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Hey, why is this surprising? When you hang with folks that turn… Read More ›
Finally, A Harry Potter-Themed Bar, Because What Could Go Wrong With Drunk Wizards?
Yahoo reports that a Harry Potter-themed bar called the Lockhart has opened in Toronto. And spoiler alert: it contains plenty of obscure Harry Potter references. Since we’re all about helping small business, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The… Read More ›
Donald Trump and Drunk Uncle Called For Jury Duty in New York
Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse. Imagine seeing those two on the same jury. Then imagine both of them deciding your fate! 4… Read More ›
3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
Teenager Runs Up $54,000 Bar Tabs Using Father’s Amex Card
According to the LA Times, a sixteen-year-old in Japan spent $54,000 in a night out at adult-only bars using his father’s American Express Card. A judge ruled that the father ought to pay about $8,000, while the bars and American… Read More ›
Starbucks Wants Canadians To Drink Alone
The Globe and Mail reports that Starbucks will be testing serving alcoholic beverages in some of its Canadian locations. Apparently a Starbucks menu promo said this: “Say hello to a new way to enjoy Starbucks after 4 p.m. Drop in… Read More ›
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