This CNN news quote sums up everything you need to know about U.S. Memorial Day weekend 2020: “Social distancing was forgotten in Daytona Beach, Florida, on Saturday when a man apparently making a rap video threw money from atop a… Read More ›
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Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer
NBC reports that to pay his way through school, the Pope used to be a bouncer at a Buenos Aires bar. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Hey, why is this surprising? When you hang with folks that turn… Read More ›
Teenager Runs Up $54,000 Bar Tabs Using Father’s Amex Card
According to the LA Times, a sixteen-year-old in Japan spent $54,000 in a night out at adult-only bars using his father’s American Express Card. A judge ruled that the father ought to pay about $8,000, while the bars and American… Read More ›
Obama Says He Would Enjoy Kentucky Bourbon With Mitch McConnell.
CNN reports that after last night’s Republican victory winning the majority of seats in Senate, President Obama said, “You know, actually, I would enjoy having some Kentucky bourbon with [likely Senate Majority Leader] Mitch McConnell.” 3 Other People Who May… Read More ›
Blame Mom For That Hangover – It May Be Genetic And Not Just A Result Of The 14 Drinks You Had Last Night!
Yahoo News Digest reports that an Australian study indicates that whether you may be prone to hangovers may be about half-genetic. So if you are hungover from 14 drinks last night, definitely blame your parents for the last seven drinks,… Read More ›
Nation of France Drinks Almost As Much Wine As All Of America
The Local (France’s News In English) reports that for the first time in the history of recording this kind of stuff… the United States has snatched the #1 spot from France as “World’s Top Wine Consumer.” “USA, USA, (hiccup) USA,”… Read More ›
Drunk Man Not Very Good At Gambling
BBC News reports that a California man is suing a Las Vegas casino after he lost $500,000 gambling while he says he was clearly intoxicated. His lawyer says his client was “blackout” drunk. From the article: “…[the man says the… Read More ›
If Mr. T Was At This Party, Would He Pity Those Without Health Insurance?
The U.S. is staring down a potential government shut down as House Republicans have not passed a budget resolution that the Senate is prepared to approve. As we wrote yesterday, the House and Senate Tea Party Caucuses represent people from… Read More ›
Text Message Celebrated 20th Birthday With Sad Face Emoticon
CNN reported earlier this week, text messaging turned 20, however is expected to decline in popularity, as more people can avoid text messaging fees by using wifi. 3 More Embarrassing Moments In The Life Of A 20-Year-Old Text Message 1…. Read More ›
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