CNN reports that some Trump hotels have been hacked leading to guest information potentially being compromised over a one year period.
Since we’re all about helping hotels, here are 3 suggestions we have to avoid future hacks.
- Build a wall around all hotels to keep guests (aka “People I am sure are very nice, but let’s face it, guests are more likely to get hacked than non-guests.”)
- Stop using Trump’s favorite bible verses as password restoration questions, as we’re not quite certain even the Donald knows any of these verses.
- Make America great again! Specifically, great like those incredible days in the 1980s when the internet did not exist.
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