CNN reports that some Trump hotels have been hacked leading to guest information potentially being compromised over a one year period.

Since we’re all about helping hotels, here are 3 suggestions we have to avoid future hacks.

1. Build a wall around all hotels to keep guests (aka “People I am sure are very nice, but let’s face it, guests are more likely to get hacked than non-guests.”)
2. Stop using Trump’s favorite bible verses as password restoration questions, as we’re not quite certain even the Donald knows any of these verses.
3. Make America great again! Specifically, great like those incredible days in the 1980s when the internet did not exist.

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