On the weekend, Donald Trump said he would block AT&T’s take over of Time Warner. He also said he would break-up Comcast and NBC/Universal. Why? Because the media is rigged, according to Trump. First, to readers out there, note that… Read More ›
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We Solved It! Trump Doesn’t Might Not Get How “Polls” or “Voting” Works.
Donald Trump tweeted that Washington Times and Drudge Report “polls” say he won last night’s debate, according to over 70 percent of… um…people who visited the websites and chose to click as many times as they want that he won…. Read More ›
Ivanka and Eric Trump Didn’t Register To Vote!
CBC reports that Ivanka and Eric Trump missed the October 9, 2015 deadline to register in the New York Republican primary and therefore cannot vote for their father. Donald Trump was reported saying this to Fox and Friends: “They had… Read More ›
3 Suggestions For Alternative Fox News Programming Now That Final GOP Debate Cancelled
Fox News has cancelled the final debate before the Republican convention because Donald Trump said he could not make it, which lead to John Kasich saying he would not attend without Trump. Since there’s a free slot to fill, we… Read More ›
Are We The Only Ones Noticing Trump Is Winning Mostly Open Primaries?
Trump has seemed like a joke candidate from the beginning, but is the joke on him? We ask this because we see nobody talking about this on CNN as John King looks at county-by-county results, instead talking about different voting… Read More ›
3 More Excuses For Trump To Not Provide His Tax Returns
Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.” During last night’s GOP debate, he said he can’t release his returns because a few years are being… Read More ›
Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s 1989 Ghostbusters Video Appearance?
Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 3 Questions For Donald Trump Do you really believe that Americans don’t know Bill and Hillary are different people?… Read More ›
Ted Cruz 10% Ahead Of Trump In Iowa Poll
CNN reports that Ted Cruz has pulled ahead of Donald Trump by 10% in an Iowa poll. 3 Candidates We’d Like To See Lead Iowa Next Those guys who lost their Iowa potato truck in those potato commercials. Losing a… Read More ›
3 New Campaign Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Campaign
“Making America great again, and by ‘great’ I mean action-packed like in saloons in western movies where any drunk person could carry a gun wherever they go.” “Trump knows it’s impossible to keep a bad guy from getting a gun…. Read More ›
Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?
Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›
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