The British National Research Council asked the public online for names for its new research boat that will travel to Antarctica. The current leader: “Boaty McBoatface.” The National Research Council has said that they will choose the final name, regardless… Read More ›
Trump Has Supporters Overflowing On Airport Runway?
During a speech to supporters at a Valencia, Ohio airport hangar today in front of his plane, Donald Trump said he had so many supporters that they couldn’t fit on the hangar, and thousands are on the runway. We don’t… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
And the State With the Least Amount of Sleep is…
According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most. We have four explanations: Hard to stay awake when most exciting thing to do in your state… Read More ›
Jeb Breaks Out The W!
The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina. Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal… Read More ›
Airlines Offering Free Snacks Again
CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.” 3 More Dumb Airline Snack Names We’d Like To See Snoop Waft-Yo. These marijuana cookies… Read More ›
3 Worse Names Than United Airlines’ “United Paws”
NY Daily News reports that United Airlines has brought back a program for the holiday season called “United Paws.” For a limited time at certain airports, you can pet a dog to relieve your stress… As we are all about… Read More ›
Customers Who Liked Our Drones Also Liked Our Jets
CNBC reports that Amazon is in talks to lease 20 Boeing 767 jets to start its own delivery service and skip the middle man. Since we’re all about giving free advice to corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose… Read More ›
Stolen U.S. Credit Cards Worth As Low As $5 On Black Market
Yahoo Finance reports that stolen U.S. credit card information is worth as little as $5 on the black market. 3 Theories We Have As To Why Getting busted by police after video released online of “Guy fraudulently buying a Happy… Read More ›
Animail Airport Terminal.
Women On Their Way reports that JFK plans to open an animal airport terminal nicknamed the “Ark.” The building will reportedly include: “climate-controlled rooms for horses and cattle,” and; A departure lounge with places to eat and drink 3 Questions… Read More ›