Facebook reported yesterday that monthly active users increased to 1.49 billion, or 49 million users.  This compared to Twitter reporting 2 million new monthly active users earlier this week.

We’ve been trying to guess this week who the 2 million earthlings are who would somehow want to use Twitter. Now it’s Facebook’s turn… who are these 49 million new Facebookers? We have 3 guesses.

1. Moms who will now embarrass their adolescent, adult, and senior citizen kids. – 45 million

2. People who said they would never sign up for Facebook or Twitter and changed their minds after being unable to tell off Donald Trump on social media. – 2 million.

3. Mexicans who crossed the border legally to tell off Donald Trump using free WiFi at Best Westerns, before returning home to spotty internet connections. – 2 million.

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