CBC reports that Ivanka and Eric Trump missed the October 9, 2015 deadline to register in the New York Republican primary and therefore cannot vote for their father. Donald Trump was reported saying this to Fox and Friends: “They had… Read More ›
Parenting
Marco Rubio Wants His Kids To Work To Age 70
Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire. Since we are all about helping politicians, here are: 3 More Presents… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
Cauliflower now a delicacy?
CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness… Read More ›
That Douchebag Punk Who Raised The Price Of Medicine Arrested
Reuters reports that 32-Year-Old drug company CEO Martin Shkreli has been arrested for alleged securities fraud involving ponzi schemes. You may recall him on the news for raising the price of a life-saving drug from $13.50 a pill to $750…. Read More ›
Pregnant Woman Completes College Test While In Labor
CNN reports that a pregnant Georgia woman completed a college psychology exam online while in labor at the hospital. The baby was born soonafter a-okay! 3 Observations That Arise From This Story You know that time you wrote a college… Read More ›
13-Year-Old Retires From Toy Testing Job
CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13. The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for adult executives who apparently think kids still play with board games instead… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For HBO’s Sesame Street
Yesterday, we wrote about Sesame Street moving its first-run episodes to HBO. PBS will still show episodes, but they will air about nine months later. Since we are about helping Muppets, here are 3 slogans we propose for HBO’s Sesame… Read More ›
Now We Try To Guess Who Facebook’s New 49 Million Monthly Active Users Are
Facebook reported yesterday that monthly active users increased to 1.49 billion, or 49 million users. This compared to Twitter reporting 2 million new monthly active users earlier this week. We’ve been trying to guess this week who the 2 million… Read More ›
Parents Naming Kids After Disney Characters
The New York Times reports that “Elsa” has become a popular name in America for the first time in decades, likely due to the Disney movie “Frozen.” The names Anna and Olaf have also increased in popularity. 3 Worse Recent… Read More ›
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