Yesterday we wrote about Twitter’s monthly active users increasing from 302 million to 304 million people. Who are these mystery people? Here are 3 more guesses.
1. People who didn’t use Twitter every month until the Twitter app started sending notifications to their phones. Specifically, notifications that look like someone is interacting with you on Twitter. But really it’s just notifying you that two celebrities just tweeted about the same topic, and you clicked on it, so welcome to the monthly user club! – 999,998 people.
2. Your mom, who thought she was signing up to play Twister. -1
3. Parody accounts and porn spam bots. – 999,999,999
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