QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer.
3 Situations That Could Actually Make Dumping Out Beer A Real Emergency
1. Beer cans were filled with miniature, intoxicated bears.
2. Beer was dumped on adorable furry creatures that turn into Gremlins when they get wet.
3. Beer was dumped out in episode of the Walking Dead, reducing the chances that any characters drink beer and actually do something interesting instead of boringly walking around farms and prisons.
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