The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the whiff of doggy treats.”
Since dogs are apparently the decision-makers of Austrian household consumption, we wonder if the following items will be advertised to Austrian dogs in the future…
1. An online newspaper called The Local (Austria’s Dog News In Barklish.)
2. A future Arnold Schwarzenegger movie entitled Junior 2. It’s a classic man-gives-birth-to-a-dog cop/dog buddy movie.
3. A public information campaign assuring dogs that hot dogs, which were invented in Vienna, Austria, are not actually made of dogs, and can be eaten cold.