This CNN news quote sums up everything you need to know about U.S. Memorial Day weekend 2020: “Social distancing was forgotten in Daytona Beach, Florida, on Saturday when a man apparently making a rap video threw money from atop a… Read More ›
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Venetian Owner Cool With Gambling and Liquor But Not Medical Marijuana
The Orlando Sentinel reports that in Tuesday’s elections, despite receiving over 57% of the vote, a referendum requiring 60% of the vote to legalize medicinal marijuana in Florida did not pass. Sheldon Adelson, an owner of Las Vegas Sands, the… Read More ›
Naked Men Allegedly Rob Florida Restaurant
CNN reports that two naked men and a man wearing nothing but his underwear allegedly stole about $150 worth of hamburgers, red peppers, and bacon from a restaurant. Despite it being dark, it was all caught on a security camera. You… Read More ›
Florida Man Calls 9-1-1 After Wife Dumps Out Beer
QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer. 3 Situations That Could Actually Make Dumping Out Beer A Real Emergency 1. Beer cans were filled… Read More ›
Just In Time For The NFL Playoffs… Swamp Cabbage Pizza?
QMI Agency reports that a Florida restaurant is serving “Everglades Pizza” featuring such toppings as python, swamp cabbage, alligator, and frog. A medium 14 inch pizza goes for $45. The restaurant is also reportedly toying with the idea of “Roadkill Pizza” featuring Armadillo,… Read More ›
Report: World’s Unluckiest Man Luckily Gets Media Attention
The Mail reports that a Florida man may be a candidate for World’s Unluckiest Man. He has been hit by lightning, survived a rattlesnake bite, and has been bitten by a shark while fishing in the Bahamas. 3 Questions That… Read More ›
Florida Snail Invasion!
CNN reports that Florida is being invaded by Giant African Land Snails, a breed of snail that has no natural predator, and loves to eat anything that grows in Florida. 3 Worse Outcomes Than Snails Eating Every Plant In Florida… Read More ›
Hey Florida Seniors, The Post Office Is Not A Drive-Thru!
Today’s news tip comes via email from blogger ListOfX. The “X” is for ten, so in case you thought it was an adult site, you can now confidently visit it at work, knowing you won’t get fired for looking at… Read More ›
Florida’s Kids Party Is B.Y.O.G. (Bring Yo Own Gator!)
Tampa Bay’s Bay News 9 reports that a company named Alligator Attractions will bring an alligator to your kids’ pool party. The alligators’ mouth is taped shut so you probably don’t have to worry about him cussing in front of your… Read More ›
Dog Eats American Bills, So We Hope Those Rumors Of Traces Of Cocaine On U.S. Dollars Aren’t True!
Yahoo reports that a Clearwater, Florida beagle named Arnie O’Kelley has been eating stacks of bills from its owners over the past ten years. This past week, the dog ate $300 from the owner’s purse. 3 Worse Things A Dog… Read More ›
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