3 Reasons Trump May Legitimately Lose Pennsylvania People in Philadelphia are part of the Atlantic City casino market and remember Trump casinos there going bankrupt. By the way, if you are the type of person who believes an election is “rigged,”… Read More ›
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Ivanka and Eric Trump Didn’t Register To Vote!
CBC reports that Ivanka and Eric Trump missed the October 9, 2015 deadline to register in the New York Republican primary and therefore cannot vote for their father. Donald Trump was reported saying this to Fox and Friends: “They had… Read More ›
Coach Breaks Hand During Pep Talk Gone Awry
The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Here’s a more specific quote from the coach to the media: “A dry-erase board took a… Read More ›
Pants Full Of Turtles.
CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story… Read More ›
JebBush.com takes you to Donald Trump’s web page.
Whoops! Looks like Presidential candidate Jeb Bush doesn’t currently own the web domain “JebBush.com.” Entering that domain name will take you to Donald Trump’s campaign page. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Should you really be criticizing the way… Read More ›
After 60 Years Saskatchewan Town Stops Using Slogan “Land of Rape and Honey.”
MacLean’s reports that the town of Tisdale, Saskatchewan has decided to stop using its slogan: “Land of Rape and Honey.” In the town “Rape” refers to Rapeseed. But after 60 years the town has decided to come up with a… Read More ›
Scott Walker Out-Dumbs Trump By Considering Canada-U.S. Border Wall
CNN reports that Republican Presidential nominee wannabe Scott Walker has stated that “it’s legitimate” to consider building a wall between Canada and the U.S, along the shared 5,525 mile border. Here are 3 responses we’d expect from Canada… “Thanks for… Read More ›
Missing Woman Found In Search Party Searching For Her
According to a 2012 story in the Toronto Sun, a search party in Iceland was called off after it was realized that the woman being searched for was actually in the search party. Seems she got off a tour bus,… Read More ›
Couple Phones 9-1-1 For Help To Get Out Of “Locked” Closet, Which Had No Locks
The Orlando Sentinel reports that a man and woman phoned 9-1-1 after believing they were locked in a janitor’s closet for two days at Daytona State College Marine and Environmental Science Center. The door reportedly had no locks. But the couple… Read More ›
Twitter CFO Has A Plan… We Hope It Includes Learning How To Use Twitter
CNBC reports that Twitter’s new CFO may have accidentally tweeted an internal company message. The message appeared to be about a company Twitter wants to takeover, and will be meeting with on December 15th or 16th. The message ended with… Read More ›
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