CBC reports that Ivanka and Eric Trump missed the October 9, 2015 deadline to register in the New York Republican primary and therefore cannot vote for their father. Donald Trump was reported saying this to Fox and Friends: “They had… Read More ›
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Marco Rubio Wants His Kids To Work To Age 70
Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire. Since we are all about helping politicians, here are: 3 More Presents… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
Airlines Offering Free Snacks Again
CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.” 3 More Dumb Airline Snack Names We’d Like To See Snoop Waft-Yo. These marijuana cookies… Read More ›
Cauliflower now a delicacy?
CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness… Read More ›
13-Year-Old Retires From Toy Testing Job
CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13. The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for adult executives who apparently think kids still play with board games instead… Read More ›
12 Year-Old Girl Gets Higher Score Than Einstein and Hawking on IQ Test
The Guardian reports that a 12-year-old Indian girl scored 162 points on a Mensa IQ test, 2 points higher than the scores achieved by Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Do you always get… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For HBO’s Sesame Street
Yesterday, we wrote about Sesame Street moving its first-run episodes to HBO. PBS will still show episodes, but they will air about nine months later. Since we are about helping Muppets, here are 3 slogans we propose for HBO’s Sesame… Read More ›
Parents Naming Kids After Disney Characters
The New York Times reports that “Elsa” has become a popular name in America for the first time in decades, likely due to the Disney movie “Frozen.” The names Anna and Olaf have also increased in popularity. 3 Worse Recent… Read More ›
Vice Writes Boring Article Full Of Facts On Only Children
Vice recently wrote an article to attempt to determine if there are any difference between only children and children with siblings. And based on interviews with experts, it seems there isn’t much difference. Some only children reportedly may have a… Read More ›
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