This CNN news quote sums up everything you need to know about U.S. Memorial Day weekend 2020: “Social distancing was forgotten in Daytona Beach, Florida, on Saturday when a man apparently making a rap video threw money from atop a… Read More ›
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3 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Nominees We’d Like To See Tonight
Anyone from the “Kars4Kids” ads. At their young ages, they will be able to spend more time on the bench than perhaps any other current Justice. These kids will be able to persuade their fellow Justices to rule with them,… Read More ›
3 Solutions To Fake News Problem
As you’ve probably read, fake news is showing up in social media and everywhere. And after you read that, you ask yourself, “Wait a minute, how do I know that the news I just read about fake news isn’t fake… Read More ›
3 Questions That Arise About Trump’s Rigged Media
On the weekend, Donald Trump said he would block AT&T’s take over of Time Warner. He also said he would break-up Comcast and NBC/Universal. Why? Because the media is rigged, according to Trump. First, to readers out there, note that… Read More ›
Coach Breaks Hand During Pep Talk Gone Awry
The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Here’s a more specific quote from the coach to the media: “A dry-erase board took a… Read More ›
3 Step Guide Of How To Move To Canada If Trump Wins
CNBC reports that “How to move to Canada” has trended on Google since Trump won numerous states on Super Tuesday. For those seeking advice, we offer these 3 tips: The residents of the Trump Tower Toronto may be looking for… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday
America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka! Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning…… Read More ›
3 More Excuses For Trump Not Releasing His Tax Returns
Traditional Trump method of releasing information, in 140 character Tweets would drive Trump accounts insane too close to tax season. Boring! How can media devote every day to Trump when they’re reading long tax returns? We’re not saying returns were… Read More ›
3 More Excuses For Trump To Not Provide His Tax Returns
Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.” During last night’s GOP debate, he said he can’t release his returns because a few years are being… Read More ›
Pants Full Of Turtles.
CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story… Read More ›
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