In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over the next few months because his returns are complicated.
3 Questions That Arise From This Story
- Does “complicated” mean “complicated only if I don’t win all the Super Tuesday states, in which case, it’s not complicated, because I won’t release them if I’ve locked this nomination up?”
- Or does “complicated” mean “complicated like figuring out where my hair starts and ends and why it sometimes looks fluorescent yellow on TV?”
- Or are they really “complicated” and he just wants to continue showing his love for the “poorly-educated” by illustrating the returns with instructional IKEA diagrams? Time will tell!
Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Politics
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Maybe it’s complicated because the returns would show that he isn’t making all that much?
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