Trump Says Releasing His Tax Returns Complicated Like A Facebook Relationship

In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over the next few months because his returns are complicated.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

  1. Does “complicated” mean “complicated only if I don’t win all the Super Tuesday states, in which case, it’s not complicated, because I won’t release them if I’ve locked this nomination up?”
  2. Or does “complicated” mean “complicated like figuring out where my hair starts and ends and why it sometimes looks fluorescent yellow on TV?”
  3. Or are they really “complicated” and he just wants to continue showing his love for the “poorly-educated” by illustrating the returns with instructional IKEA diagrams? Time will tell!

Categories: 2016 Presidential Election, Politics

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1 reply

  1. Maybe it’s complicated because the returns would show that he isn’t making all that much?


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