NY Daily News reports that United Airlines has brought back a program for the holiday season called “United Paws.” For a limited time at certain airports, you can pet a dog to relieve your stress…
As we are all about helping companies, we congratulate United on this name, as here are:
3 Worse Names For The Program
- “United Pause.” (For when your flight on United is delayed.)
- “Dog Pilot Program.” (While the name suggests the program is new, nobody is going to feel less stressed thinking dogs will pilot their plane.)
- “United Canines.” (While this name rhymes with “Airlines,” hearing the word “canine” might not relieve stress for anyone who smoked pot, ironically to relieve stress, prior to the flight.)
Categories: Mildly Bad News
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Are the dogs available while you are being fondled by security, or do you have to make it past that point?
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