Yahoo reports that a woman has taken drastic steps to resemble a dragon. You can view a photo by clicking here. As part of this effort, the former banker has surgically removed her ears and nose, and had horn injections…. Read More ›
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3 Slogans We Propose For Sears/Kmart
The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat. Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant companies, here are our 3 new slogans we propose for Sears/Kmart. Sears… Read More ›
3 Business Ideas For Kanye West… As He Seems To Need Better Ideas.
Kanye West tweeted an unusual Valentine to Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. You can view the tweet by clicking here, where Kanye asks Zuck to invest one billion dollars in “Kanye West Ideas.” This all followed a Tweet where Kanye said… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Tonight’s GOP Debate
Donald Trump still thinks America can win again. Except the Denver Broncos. Hey – he didn’t say all of America can win. Dear Marco Rubio: When Chris Christie is challenging you for not answering questions and just using talking points, three… Read More ›
Now you can stop worrying about getting old!
Quartz reports that a recent British study indicates the happiest age group is “65 to 79.” This age group also reports having the least anxiety. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Was this a random British sample? It’s about… Read More ›
China Stock Market Crashes
China’s mainland stock market crashed last night, taking world stock markets down with it today. Three Things You Should Have Invested In Instead Of Chinese Stocks 1. Action figures from the latest Star Wars movie. If the investment doesn’t pay… Read More ›
Bride Destroys Wedding Dress After Wedding Called Off Via Text
CNN reports that a bride, who was engaged for two years, received a text message calling the wedding off. So her and her bridesmaids attended a color fun fest and ruined her dress and the bridesmaids’ dresses by wearing them… Read More ›
Finally, Urban Outfitters Will Sell Pizza!
Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores. As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are: 3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban… Read More ›
3 More T-Shirt Slogans We Suggest For Company Suing Jenners
Yesterday, we wrote about a clothing company called “Island Company” suing PacSun and Kylie and Kendall Jenner because one of the Jenner PacSun tees allegedly violated Island Company’s trademark. To refresh your memory here is Island Company’s reported trademark: “Quit… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Suggest For Company That Sued Jenners and PacSun Sued Over T-Shirt
The Huffington Post reports that Kylie and Kendall Jenner have been sued, along with PacSun because one of their branded T-Shirts sold at PacSun allegedly violated a trademark. Island Company alleges they trademarked the following verbose fashion statement: “Quit your… Read More ›
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