Yahoo News Digest reports that during a Q&A with Stephen Hawking, in response to a question concerning the departure of Zayn Malik from One Direction, Hawking consoled a young girl by saying in another universe the band may be together. And the girl may be happily married to the former band member.
3 More Things That May Be Going On In Alternate Universes
1. The fact that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West recently reportedly flew coach is not news, like it was this week in this universe.
2. Baby “North West” is named “South West-Airlines” because in that universe Kim and Kanye fly coach all the time!
3. One Direction is renamed “North West” because they live in a world where Northwest is the only direction. So One Direction = Northwest. Now take that equation to alternate universe physics class!
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