Donald Trump tweeted that Washington Times and Drudge Report “polls” say he won last night’s debate, according to over 70 percent of… um…people who visited the websites and chose to click as many times as they want that he won…. Read More ›
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We’re Sure Creating Chickens With Dinosaur Legs Will Work Out Just Fine
CBC reports that researchers in Chile have grown chicken embryos engineered to have dinosaur-like eggs. The reason? To try to learn more about how birds evolved from dinosaurs… As budding scientists, we have: 3 Notes About This Story Whatever results… Read More ›
Sorry, MC Skat Kat, Science Says Opposites Don’t Attract
The Telegraph reports that researchers from Wellesley College and the University of Kansas proves people in longer relationships tend to have more in common with each other. The study looked at pairs of people in relationships, and also pairs of… Read More ›
Sarcastic Questions About The “800 Year-Old” “Mobile Phone”
The Guardian reports that likely hoaxers claim to have found an 800-year-old mobile phone made out of clay. The “phone” buttons have ancient cuneiform characters, and the model looks a lot like an old Nokia phone. Apparently the idea is that someone… Read More ›
3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow
Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.* Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found in Egyptian pyramids.** Buy any HP product online using an HP product, and receive… Read More ›
3 Last Minute Republican Black Friday Sales
10% off next book written by Ted Cruz for every donation made to his campaign by midnight.* Free carbon emissions in exchange for putting any Republican candidate’s bumper sticker on the back of your SUV or pick-up.** Buy one get… Read More ›
3 Things To Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Time Hour
Tonight is the end of Daylight Savings Time, so don’t forget to set your clocks back at 2:00 a.m. Here are three ways you can spend this extra hour… Write angry letters to automakers, microwave oven manufacturers, and oven manufacturers… Read More ›
Asteroid Expect To Miss Earth By 300,000 Miles On Halloween
CNN reports that an Asteroid is expected to miss earth by 300,000 miles on Halloween, which is “slightly farther away than the moon.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story So basically this asteroid is not even going to be… Read More ›
Asteroid Misses Earth By 15 Million Miles So You Can Read This Blog
CNN reports on Saturday an asteroid missed the earth by 15 million miles. For those of you who want to be able to comprehend that number, CNN pointed out that Venus is 25 million miles away, and the moon is… Read More ›
Carly Fiorina Moves To #2 In Polls After GOP Debate
CNN reports that Carly Fiorina has moved to number two in the polls with 15% support, behind Donald Trump who has fallen to 24% support. One talking head on CNN even called Fiorina a visionary. Three Slogans We Propose For… Read More ›
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