Yahoo Finance reports that Abercrombie & Fitch is dropping its “sexualized” marketing and use of shirtless male models at events.
Here are 3 new slogans we propose for the company:
1. Abercrombie: Apparently shirtless people aren’t so good at selling shirts any more.
2. Hey, if you’re going to buy clothing made in China and Bangladesh, this is as good a store as any in the mall, right?
3. A & F: Making unsexy clothes since 2015 when we realized “sexy” was out and sitting at home alone on the couch checking Snapchat was “in.”
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