Yahoo Finance reports that Abercrombie & Fitch is dropping its “sexualized” marketing and use of shirtless male models at events.

Here are 3 new slogans we propose for the company:

1. Abercrombie: Apparently shirtless people aren’t so good at selling shirts any more.

2. Hey, if you’re going to buy clothing made in China and Bangladesh, this is as good a store as any in the mall, right?

3. A & F: Making unsexy clothes since 2015 when we realized “sexy” was out and sitting at home alone on the couch checking Snapchat was “in.”

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Abercrombie, Advertising, fashion, fitch, Humor, marketing, Parody, satire