Yesterday, we wrote about the service “Invisible Boyfriend” which sends you text messages for a monthly fee, so that you can apparently show the messages to other people to prove you have a boyfriend.
Save your money. We have 3 more free messages for you!
1. “I am so happy you are enjoying watching Fifty Shades of Grey with your friend. Oh, right, I’ll stop texting and interrupting the movie. I will be more considerate next time.”
2. “Sorry for interrupting the movie again, but I just wanted to let you know I started up a multi-billion dollar company since I last texted you… just like Mr. Grey in the movie!”
3. “Your friend says I sound too good to be true, and doesn’t believe I exist? Tell her I started a start-up that charges $25 a month to the giant market of people wanting to pretend they have text-messaging boyfriends. Cha-ching!!!”
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