PRI reports that if you don’t claim your airline baggage, it, and any contents, eventually wind up in an Alabama store called “Unclaimed Baggage Center.”
Some of the items include…
“…a full set of armor, Scottish kilts and musical instruments that date back a couple hundred years. And then there’s taxidermy items, like a stuffed goose.”
3 Items We’d Like To See For Sale At Unclaimed Baggage Center
1. Hard copies of emails received from someone dumped by their significant other because they had “too much baggage.”
2. Hard copies of emails received from someone dumped by their significant other because they had “too much baggage and take things too literally.” The emails would further specify not to throw out your suitcases in hopes of winning the significant other back.
3. Old flyers from failed competitors “Unwanted Baggage Emporium” and “Suitcases Full Of Other People’s Property Depot.” The latter flyer offered free legal services in case you get sued.
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