As you’ve probably read, fake news is showing up in social media and everywhere. And after you read that, you ask yourself, “Wait a minute, how do I know that the news I just read about fake news isn’t fake… Read More ›
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3 Slogans We Propose For Sears/Kmart
The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat. Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant companies, here are our 3 new slogans we propose for Sears/Kmart. Sears… Read More ›
Customers Who Liked Our Drones Also Liked Our Jets
CNBC reports that Amazon is in talks to lease 20 Boeing 767 jets to start its own delivery service and skip the middle man. Since we’re all about giving free advice to corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose… Read More ›
Stolen U.S. Credit Cards Worth As Low As $5 On Black Market
Yahoo Finance reports that stolen U.S. credit card information is worth as little as $5 on the black market. 3 Theories We Have As To Why Getting busted by police after video released online of “Guy fraudulently buying a Happy… Read More ›
3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow
Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.* Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found in Egyptian pyramids.** Buy any HP product online using an HP product, and receive… Read More ›
3 Black Friday Republican Candidate Sales We’d Like To See
Buy one candidate via a Super PAC, get one free.* 50% off Chris Christie. (via a post-Thanksgiving meal weight loss plan). Free Night At Any Trump Casino If You Wear “Make America Great Again” Cap in busy streets.** *free candidate… Read More ›
We Have 3 Dumber Shopping Names Than “Super Saturday” and “Cyber Monday”
Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year. So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber… Read More ›
Target Will Be Open On Thanksgiving; Staples To Remain Closed
CNN reports for the second year in a row, Target will open at 6:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving. Other retailers, like Staples have elected to remain closed. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Staples is closed? Really? Is there anyone… Read More ›
Report: Company You Never Heard Of Will Be Closed Black Friday
CNN reports that a company called “REI” which sells active-wear will be closing its 100+ stores on Black Friday, urging consumers to go outside instead. It will also reportedly pay its employees for Thanksgiving and Black Friday off. 3 Frequently-Asked… Read More ›
Amazon Suing Sellers Of Fake Reviews
CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews. Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from sellers to meet the “verified seller” requirement. 3 Reviews We’ve Written For Amazon “Love how you’re driving… Read More ›
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